Retarded Alouettes Bring Back Bob Slow-wit as DC For 2020 Season

Yup. You read that right. A month after the worst defensive coordinator in living memory lost the East Semi-Final, singlehandedly, the Alouettes figure it’s time for a two-fer. Who needs the Wetenhall’s to make brain-dead, idiotic decisions? I mean, they don’t even have crass nepotism to blame. like with the Calvillo disaster. There goes another… Continue reading Retarded Alouettes Bring Back Bob Slow-wit as DC For 2020 Season

How the Als Might Win over the Esks in the Eastern Semi Final

Big play VA. Ask any Alouettes player in 2019. What single factor has led to your success as a team? You’ll get the same answer, every time: BIG PLAY VA. You can’t manufacture that kind of “believability”. You can’t fake it. You have to live it and you have to love it. And you can… Continue reading How the Als Might Win over the Esks in the Eastern Semi Final

How the Als Might Lose to the Esks in the Eastern Semi-Final

I’m going to let Matthieu Proulx take this one. I think I’ve mentioned that I met Proulx in Dollarama. We discussed Adrian McPherson. He got kind of serious and said something like, “Adrian should leave the Alouettes, as soon as possible.” I was a HUGE McPherson fan, and I think I might have argued the… Continue reading How the Als Might Lose to the Esks in the Eastern Semi-Final